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bijonse:

i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk

mrcraabs:

i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to go don’t tell anyone about this

nayx:

im a gif and youre just a jpeg

javeliner:

the power’s out at home so my mom’s texting me

javeliner:

the power’s out at home so my mom’s texting me

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itsalexthelionn:

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

WHY THE FUCK WOULD Y- oh wow so smooth

how to pick up CHICKS!!

oppamondostyle:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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hautecrown:

annie’s facial expression appreciation — 2x13 celebrity pharmacology 212

micecream:

alright now

monkeyspazz:

allonsymiddleearth:

brennanat:

You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor

I’m going to reblog this until it’s a cultural norm.

Im going to try this next time I’m in a bookstore

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moniquill:

Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.

moniquill:

Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!

Kitten: I have made a tactical error.

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Cat gets caught stealing from drawer. [video]

Cat gets caught stealing from drawer. [video]

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