i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk
i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to go don’t tell anyone about this
im a gif and youre just a jpeg
the power’s out at home so my mom’s texting me
*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them
WHY THE FUCK WOULD Y- oh wow so smooth
- cup your hands around them protectively
- lift them from the ground
- gently kiss their fuzzy heads
- say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
- peep peep
annie’s facial expression appreciation — 2x13 celebrity pharmacology 212
You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor
I’m going to reblog this until it’s a cultural norm.
Im going to try this next time I’m in a bookstore
Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.